“TO BE USED ONLY IN TIMES OF EXTREME EMERGENCY”
WOW, I REALLY NEED TO SUMMON A DEMON. IT’S AN EMERGENCY.WELL WHAT IF YOU NEEDED TO FIND A SPECIFIC DEMON WHO MAKES CROSSROAD DEALS CAUSE YOUR MORON OF AN UNCLE AND YOUR EQUALLY IDIOTIC BROTHER LOST THEIR LEGS AND AGE TO ONE BECAUSE THOSE IDIOTS ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE BETTER AT POKER THAN A MOTHERFUCKIN DEMON WOULD YOU BE AS SARCASTIC IF THAT HAPPENED HUH? WOULD YA?
Please consider a reblog— this could save a life
Human transmutation Circle.
Please reblog, this could save a limb.
or your brother
wont bring back your mom though
This post got so much better omg
IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE.
THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY
OH MY GOD.
I just spent like, the last hour or something doing this.
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING BESIDES TUMBLR THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME FKDSKCFGNDKNGKNGDFds
I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.
satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.
*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*
I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.
#you see that girl sam? #the one that is sitting lazily behind her computer with one hand on her face and the other on her mouse’s scroll wheel? #I bet I could get into her panties by the end of this basketball game #dean this isn’t a race #only losers say that sammy
DAT TAG. Holy fuck, I’m smiling like crazy now
CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS
THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER
SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T
SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG
SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM
Bill Nye is my favorite
Dawkins needs to get over himself
Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.
How can anybody be that hostile to Bill Nye. Look at him. It’s like Bill Nye’s innate goodness and love for humanity and science is repelling him.
This is off the Bermuda Triangle, where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved
Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation: methane vents which have been discovered in that region.
Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink.
Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky.
Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color, and the “ghost ships” reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle.
Fucking science, man.
the bermuda triangle
by ocean farts